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10.06.2025 03:26
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
—
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Should India conduct another air strike to attack Pakistan over the Pahalgam attack?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
No way
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
So they tried